1 + 1 = ?

i was thinking on the train on my way to work today....
what exactly is the illogical answer for 1+1?

i noe, many of u will go 'huh?' 'duhz'.. of coz is 2.
but think in an illogical way.
1+1 can refer to a relationship, friendship, marriage and even work.

relationship = 1 + 1 = 11 or 2.
11 being - each are on different ends. often many r/s end up in breakup, ugly bite and shout scene, weeping show and tell. 1 go north, the other 1 go south. no matter what, they will never be 2.

2 being - getting together. being term a couple. sharing common interests, learning to accomodate another person in yr life. learning to care/understand and appreciate the little things some one else is doing for you.

friendship = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = infinity
friendship is endless. often we will say - oh i noe tat who who who, he is my fren k's fren's fren ... etc etc... friendship is priceless, therefore its infinity..

marriage = 1 + 1 = possible 3 first?
marriage is a bind when two person come together under the eyes of the law and share a vow to go thru happiness or sadness together. 1 + 1 = 2.... many years down the road. 2+1=3, a baby, e testimony of their love, comes along and maybe even following with siblings.

work = 1 + 1 =0
work is never ending... get wat i mean? haah.