A lil abstract about the difference between men n women

How we are different and what to do about it.

A man goes to restroom for 1 & only 1 reason. Women use restroom as Social Lounges + therapy Room.

Women, The walking Radar Detectors.

It is obvious to Women when another woman is upset or feeling hurt. While a man generally has to physically witness tears or temper tantrum or be slapped in face be4 he even has any clue on what’s going on. Whahaa

My Gf can see a blond Hair on my coat from 20Ft, but she hits the garage doors when parking the car.

Men can’t lie to Women face-to-face. But would be far better off doing it thru phone, letters, lights off and blankets over their heads.

Women are better at differentiating sound but men can point to where they're coming from.

A woman is 4-6 times more likely to touch another woman in a social conversation than a man would another man.

Men are Thick Skin??
A boy doesn’t really lose skin sensitivity at puberty, it just all goes to an Area.

Left side of Gals’s brain develops faster/better than Guys. She’ll speak sooner, faster and learn foreign language faster than her brother.

Right side of Guys develops more rapidly than Ladies. They excel in maths, building, puzzles and problem solving.

Men can only do 1 thing at a time. Women's brain can multitask.

What Females Says: Now darling, after u've wake up, I'd like you to fix the light bulb, wash the toilets, hang clothes...
What Male Hears: blah,blah blah blah.. SEX.. blah bla, blah blah~...

If a woman asks a question, Never gives immediately state the preference. Instead, ask her back more.

Men evolved as lunch chasers, Hunters, remember, not communicator.

On Vday, the florist tells men to "say it with flowers" b/cuz they know tt men cant speaks properly.

Men can mentally index their problems and put them on hold. Women churn.
The problem just goes round and round in their head.

Women love to talk. Men can either talk to watch the screen, they can’t do both, and they dun understand why women can.

Men evolved as warriors, protectors and problem solvers. Men talk n thinks silently to themselves. This prevents them from showing fear or uncertainty. That’s why when a man is asked to solve a problem, he often says: "can you leave it to me" or "i think its over".

Women will verbalize a series of items out loud in random order, listing all options n possibilities.

When a woman is speaking unused words at the end of the day, she doesn’t wan interruptions with solutions to her problem, she wants our ears.

How Men talk: 1st rule of talking to a Man - Keep it simple! Give him only 1 thing at a time to think about.

Women can speak and listen simultaneously while at the same time accusing men of being unable to do neither.

Men take turns talking, so when a men is having his turn, let him have it. Men interrupt each other only when they become competitive or aggressive.

To get a men to listen, give him advance notice. For e.g. tell him what u want to talk about n when.

To motivate a man to actions in a question, add "will" or "would". For eg. [Will you call me tonight?] Instead of [Can you call me tonight?]

How to get a man to listen: Make a time, give him agenda, announce a time limit and tell him you dun wan solutions or plans of actions.

Boys have better spatial skills than Gals. Diana was busying running her tape measures over everywhere of the corner just to fit furniture when her 14yr old son says: forget it Mum, that won’t fit there. It’s so big.

A Woman has no sense of direction, but a Man can never find socks in his drawer.

To have a happy life: Never insists a woman to read a map or St Directory.

If women ran local councils, reverse and parallel parking would be ban.

Girls wan relationships and cooperation. Boys wan power and status.

If a woman is unhappy in her relationships, she can’t concentrate on her work. If a man is unhappy at work, he can’t focus on his relationship.

Why Man hate being wrong? In being wronged, a man considers himself a failure because he has not been able to do his job properly.

Most women do not know that if a man is driving in a car alone, he'll properly stop n ask for direction. But if she is in the car makes him feel that he is a failure because he couldn’t get her there.

When a Woman says: Let’s ask direction.
A man hears: You're incompetent, you can’t navigate.
When a Woman says: the kitchen tap is leaking, let’s call plumber.
A man hears: You're useless, I'll get another man to do it.

A women need to make sure that she doesn’t make her Man feel wrong when discussing problem. A man needs to understand that a women's objective is not to make him wrong. That’s Man and Women.

Don’t EVER offer a man Advise unless he ask for it. Tell Him you have confidence in his ability to work things out. He Needs Them.

Talking about her problems is how a woman gets relief from stress. But she wants to be heard, not fixed.

For a woman, sharing her problem with her friends is a sign of trust and friendship.

A man talks inside his head. He doesn’t have a specific brain area for speech. This is why when under pressure of problems or stress, a man Clams up and stops talking. He uses his right brain to solve problems and his left brain stops talking or listening. Man can only do a thing at a time.

When a man is on his rock, women need to leave them alone and let them think. Many women misunderstood n felt angry upset when his silence meant he doesn’t love her. Leaves him and dun press him to talk, he'll be fine. When he finally solves his problem, he’ll come down off his rock and feel happy n begin to talk again.

How Men alienate Women: if a man suspect a women is upset, he does what man do for another man, Walks away n give her some space to solve it. Where actually the woman needs love and cares. She thinks he is uncaring and heartless, but actually that idiot meant good to her. Man dun speaks well.

Shopping: Her Joy, His Terror
Most man get a brain hemorrhage after 20mins of shopping.